Dressed as a middle seat
A homemade Southwest middle seat, out looking for its Group C boarding pass. The most accurate costume of the year. Nobody picked it and it showed up anyway.
Fresh sightings from the wild
Real passengers, real posts, filed under the species responsible.
Found him
Full Waldo, at the gate, on Halloween. Waldo's whole job is being hard to find. In a boarding area of gray hoodies he lasted about four seconds. The poster did not name the airline, so neither will we.
One t-shirt. Two hoodies. Still counting.
Every layer on her is a layer not on the scale. The overweight fee was $75. She does not name the airline and we are in no position to guess. She will board at roughly the temperature of the engine.
Two coats, gold boots, one carry-on
Boots, hats, gloves, two coats and total faith in a carry-on. Checked bags stopped flying free in May 2025. The boots now ride overhead, or on her feet through security. She has chosen violence either way.
Refusing to pay for a checked bag
Flying Southwest. Refusing the bag fee. Packing in a sleep mask with mouse ears, which is the correct uniform. The suitcase was built for a weekend and has been told it is a week.
Pistachios. Honey roasted. Bow.
A-List. An extra-legroom row. A free premium drink. And pistachios. The Peacock would like you to know that life is worth living, and that it is seated slightly ahead of you.
First class. If you know, you know.
Southwest has no first class. The Peacock has decided otherwise, on the strength of one snack and a few inches.
Only in Extra Legroom
A cookie the back of the plane will never know. This is how class systems begin.
First row perks
The perk is the wall. Also being first off the plane, to wait at the same baggage carousel as everyone else.
The snack has a card
There is a card. It announces the premium snack. Lesser rows receive their pretzels without ceremony.